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1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Stagger Your Sex Toys

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One potato, two. Start with the smallest, plastic dick or least intense wiggle jock you find, then grow to the biggest and deepest vibrations. Don’t hurt yourself. Get to know your sex toys. Read the tips on the website. Know what the hell you are doing.

And by all means, if sparks start flying, throw that shit out and start with something new.

For the fellas on a Hitachi.
For the fellas on a Hitachi.

1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Oral In The Dressing Room

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10 Million Reasons Why Blogging Doesn’t Work For Authors

I’m a week late on this post, and I didn’t have shit to write for this week. I’ve never looked at my metrics as a whole for this site, but today I did. I started this blog as an author to build my platform. Did it work?

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