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Reader Email: Her Clit Is Too Little. Help!

The Eroticist’s Advice

Have you ever had one take the panties off and the clit was no where in sight? Okay, well you can easily relate to this reader. Hold my hand. I’m about to teach you something.

Dear La Drama Princess,

I have this new girl, and this is the second one I’ve had who has a super small clit. I ain’t into dicks, but a big clit is what I prefer sucking on when I’m giving my girl oral. I pull her lips back and try to suck, but it’s too hard to keep it out for me to give her good oral. I have big lips and her shit is super small. I stick licking, but I want to give her the full experience. She uses toys too when I’m licking her pussy. What can I do to get to her clit better?

-Signed, If Her Clit Was Any Smaller…


Why do y’all have to hate on small clits? Like small dicks, the people who own them have feelings too. Don’t make them cry because nature didn’t spend much time on their sexual appendages. It’s not their fault.

Dear reader,

I  ain’t gone tell no fibs. I don’t know much about the itty bitty clitty committee and it’s board of directors. I’ve seen them. I don’t have one, and I praise thee for not having such an affliction.

Smaller size clits are as normal as bigger ones, they all have the same amount of nerve endings.

Mr. Drama, yes, like our reader, has had to struggle mode with them. What he advises for sucking and licking a smaller clit is to push the hood back as far as you can get it. Duh! Reader, I know you know that. I wonder though if you are skinning the hood all the way back?

My partner in oral also advises not to suck too hard. Keep the sucking momentum on an even kiln. While you are sucking, you must employ digital vaginal stimulation as the clit is easier to slip from your lips because it is so small and she’s moving around while you’re making her cum. You don’t want her almost their and your simple ass loses the clit from your mouth. Shame!

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Like this, yet use your other hand to expose the small clit completely. Hook your fingers up instead of down. I don’t know why people still turn their fingers down to play in the pussy. What are you doing? Stroking the rectum? Sir/Ma’am! Just fuck the ass.

Personally, I don’t trust this shit, and I want all of my readers and their lovers to get off, and well, so I thought back to some research I’d conducted on toys and remembered this one.

Advice Breakdown 

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For solo or partnered play.

 

The old school way is well and good, but this update to small clit struggle sucking seems like a true winner.

By looking at the diagram, you can see, you can insert it. The curved center of it is what you push side. While inside the vagina, it will stimulate the g-spot as her pussy contracts and she is moving around.

The arms of the thing sticking up, that’s what will hold open her labia (her pussy lips) which will also serve to spread the hood back from covering the small clit. This makes the toy handsfree for partnered sex, and for solo. You can get your pussy ate easily, the clit served, or stroke it when no one is around.

The Intimate Spreader by You 2 Toys received 4 out of 5 stars by Property of Potter (see her full review here), and retails for under $30 USD, which isn’t too bad for the pay off.

It is made of silicone and has a flexible wire inside it to make it bendable. FYI: You 2 Toys has also made a battery powered version, view it here.

If the reader in our email, or any of you try this, I’d love your personal review. I have no reason to use it, but just as a referral for my small clit friends out there, I could eat up the knowledge. Pun intended?

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Bless y’all. I’ll take my thumb clit, and get on out of here. See ya next week!

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1,000 Tips for Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Mine That Pussy

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This one should be self explanatory, but….

Man or woman, make your sex partner feel like you are diehard dedicated to them, if only for that moment in time. Make that pussy or dick your job. Go to work on it. Block out all sound, thought, or sight other than their body, how it responds to you, how it melts or becomes solid like a rock. Don’t stop, and I mean that sincerely, until they get enough. They will see your dedication, and it will make them feel like they are the most important being on the planet.

Don’t worry about staying on it too long. Done perfectly correct, the amount of time will not mean much. But they will never forget your work and that will be one more soul you will reside in for as long as they live, but only if you keep this routine.

This ain’t a tip for the slacker.

Next post: Tuesday, February, 4. We’re talking visual filth again.

1,000 Tips for Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Hold On To It

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Warning:  This tip requires pacing and a strong desire to please and take care of your partner. Do not use on a casual lover. If she’s extremely sensitive, hold the clit in your mouth, about halfway down the shaft. Don’t let it slip from your lips. Suck it, just a little bit, and let your tongue slightly stroke it, toggling circles, big and small, at the same. Mix it up as you wish, then suckle again, just a little bit harder, harder, and harder until you have the entire button in your mouth down to the base. Suck it like you’re sucking on a delicious blow pop you’re trying to get all the flavor from. Firmly caress her arms so that she is able to relax, then watch her calm down to the point that she’s throwing her pussy in your mouth.