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Lick My Clit and Have Me For Life: A Sex Toy Review (NSFW)

It’s a well-known fact. Well, it isn’t and you likely won’t have me for the rest of the hour, forget about the rest of the week, forget having me at all. I’ll have you know I’m committed to the best pussy licker in the world. My baby licks it good. That’s right, he licks it like no one else can. And before you ask, no, you can’t challenge him to a lick off.

But as I was saying, I love oral sex. I love having my clit licked and sucked, and from time to time I like penetration with my licking. So imagine my delight upon learning that I could have both at the same time, and I could have him do it to me hands free.

By California Exotic
By California Exotic

The first time I saw this dildo was in a porno, of course. I watch porn all the time, much more often than he does. I don’t remember much about the clip, except that the girl was having the time of her life having her clit swabbed down with a fat tongue and her pussy stroked with a pretty decent sized, fake dick. That was years ago, and I only recently got around to ordering one for us. Over the years, we’ve used several types of sex toys and all of them, save for a few, were great, but they ended up dying or some shit. I usually only go for the battery operated toys, the manual joints do little for me, even if I’m not using them on myself, so I fully expected this one to be another fail. I was wrong though, pleasantly surprised and undeniably wrong!

Everything about The Accommodator is perfect. The shape of it, the texture, the pliability, the length, and the straps even fit. When “A” (that’s what we’ll call the mister from now on) initially took it out of the packaging I prepared my anxious, little heart for a sure let down. “His head won’t ever fit it those straps.” I thought. Again, I was all wrong about this toy. The straps did fit his big ass head, and it didn’t cut off circulation to his brain. As I looked on from my spot on the bed, I said to myself, “It just might work, my baby won’t have to spend his last moments sucking my pussy until I had at least 10 orgasms.” Yea, I’m a multi-orgasmic woman. I can cum during a session, by only thinking about the dick. But I digress.

So, he slides it on, right. I’m all lying there waiting, geeked and shit. He gets on his knees and works his magic, sucking and licking the clit, then he pushes the dildo in. Omg! Did I say that this thing was the best dildo I’ve ever had? I did? Well I‘m going to say it again. This is the most comfortable, non-irritating (I tend to be very sensitive to foreign objects in the snatch), flawlessly curved fake dick I’ve ever rode.

By the time he was ready to fuck me with his real thang, I was shaking in exquisite agony, my knees curled up to my chest, cream streaming from my twat.

Get one, for your woman, or for your man (shove it up the ass after you throw the dick down your throat to give him that extra, good love), as a holiday gift. Valentine’s day is coming up too, so there’s another gifting opportunity for you to seize. Put your pride aside. Give her what she needs. Accommodate her.

Just don’t look in the mirror while you’re wearing it. You’ll look stupid.

Check the tech specs. From Amazon

  • Latex
  • 5.5?x 1.5?/14 cm x 4 cm
  • Weight: 3.2 ounces
  • Comes in black or beige.

Happy stroking!

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