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1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Stagger Your Sex Toys

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One potato, two. Start with the smallest, plastic dick or least intense wiggle jock you find, then grow to the biggest and deepest vibrations. Don’t hurt yourself. Get to know your sex toys. Read the tips on the website. Know what the hell you are doing.

And by all means, if sparks start flying, throw that shit out and start with something new.

For the fellas on a Hitachi.
For the fellas on a Hitachi.

1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Oral In The Dressing Room

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Take him in the dressing room while you try on an arm full of clothes and make him love going shopping with you. Surprise him Continue reading 1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Oral In The Dressing Room

1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Sweet Tip Between Your Tits

Wet his dick with fruit flavored lube. Next, generously put cream, honey, or more of the fruity lube on the tip. Lie on your back. Let those tits fall loose. Tell him to mount your torso. He’ll instinctively see where things are going then scoot up to your chest.

Squeeze your breasts around his cock. Lick and suck the head every time it gets to your lips.

Demand he not cum until you’ve licked and sucked his dick clean between your tits, from head to base as he grinds back and forth.

Moan. Mmmhmmm. Mooooan.

Close your eyes now. Cum stings.

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His Dick Is Too Little, And Her Pussy’s Probably Too Big If…

He has to climb up in that thang and holllllldddd his body in tight so his dick won’t slip out. Just stroking mashing his shit in. Or his shit won’t get up.

Either way, he shouldn’t be posting videos online of himself fucking.

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That is all. See ya Tuesday!

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