1,000 Tips For Heart Attack Inducing Sex: Stagger Your Sex Toys


One potato, two. Start with the smallest, plastic dick or least intense wiggle jock you find, then grow to the biggest and deepest vibrations. Don’t hurt yourself. Get to know your sex toys. Read the tips on the website. Know what the hell you are doing.

And by all means, if sparks start flying, throw that shit out and start with something new.

For the fellas on a Hitachi.
For the fellas on a Hitachi.

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