The One About The Wife And The Deer Tongue Dildo…

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I’m just gonna sit this right here for y’all, >deer tongue dildo escapade<, then send y’all on your merry way. Before I go, let’s take this little assessment of this situation between a  man and wife:

  1. His dick is unsatisfying. Why else would a woman fish a dead deer’s tongue out the trash and run with it to the bedroom to “hide”, a glimmer in her eyes?
  2. He ain’t touched that pussy in an eon of days. How did HE not discover the discarded and forgotten deer flesh lodged in his wife’s pussy?
  3. This bitch nasty! How could you use the thing, forget it, and then walk around for days and not realize where that smell of triple death was coming from you?
  4. I quit life! I can’t take your crazies on this planet another day. Au revoir!
  5. Why couldn’t she just use this? It works for him!

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Yea, back to boarding my rocket out of here, I’m gone. I left this behind for you:

Until next week…

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