Excerpt 2 from You Ain’t The One-a novella

XXX Rated {A} For AdultsAn Excerpt from Chapter 8: Not All You Were Cracked Up To Be in the forthcoming novella, You Ain’t The One by La Drama Princess. (copyrights held by the author for this and all other postings of excerpts from this book and any previous books by the author here and anywhere else online, or off).

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Katey stood in front of the double vanity staring into the glass at her reflection, her lower torso clothed in lacy high-cut panties, her pussy obviously slick with her wetness, her chest clothed in a matching pale pink bra. Negativity towards the situation escaped her, guilt nonexistent for what she was about to do to Tanea, resilient, believing that Tanea wouldn’t really care anyway if she found out.

Why would she care if I did it? She has enough players on her team to lose one to the other side.

In that instance, she fully reconciled with her conscience, yet her hands still went to the phone nestled among her crumpled clothing next to her on the floor on her side of the closed door.

A couple of taps through her contacts list brought Tanea’s name up.

She tapped to “compose” and begin typing a series of cryptic text messages.

HELLO TANEA, I THOUGHT I’D TELL YOU BEFORE YOU HAD TO FIND OUT, AFTER THE FACT. YOU NEVER HIT ME BACK AFTER YOU DROPPED ME OFF, BUT IT WAS PROBABLY BEST.

ALTHOUGH WE ARE BEST FRIENDS, AND DON’T EVER QUESTION THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU, BUT THIS IS NOW LOVE AND WAR AND INSTEAD OF FIGHTING THE FEELINGS OF LOVE I HAVE FOR HER, I’M WAGING AN ALL OUT WAR AGAINST YOU FOR HER HEART.

I WATCHED YOU DO ALL YOUR DIRT, NEVER PUTTING HER FIRST, OR EVEN CONSIDERING HOW SHE WOULD BE HURT. HELL, I WATCHED YOU TODAY LIVE AND DIRECT AND ON VIDEO WITH TWO MEN TODAY, DOING ALL THIS BEHIND HER BACK. SHE NEVER KNEW THE WHOLE TIME YOU EVEN LIKED DICK.

YOU’RE A SNAKE TANEA. YOU ARE A LOW DOWN DIRTY DOG, AND EVERY DOG HAS THEIR DAY, AND TODAY IS YOURS.

KNOWING YOUR SKANKY ASS LIKE I DO, RIGHT NOW YOU’RE PROBABLY ON TO THE NEXT PIECE, NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR WOMAN AT HOME, BUT DON’T WORRY, I GOT THIS.

SHE MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN HOW YOU GOT DOWN, BUT SHE DOES NOW.

I LOVE YOU, BUT I GOT TO CUT YOU. AS OF TODAY, YOU’RE NO LONGER A PART OF THIS PICTURE.

WE’RE STILL COOL, BUT IT’S MY SEASON. COME GET YOUR SHIT AND KEEP IT AT THAT.

I’M LOVING HER NOW.

>>Send<<

It was now or never. Time to act on all the promises she’d made to herself, promises of her someday having Alexis, promises that it would be her and Alexis making sweet love to each other through the night, and one major promise being that Alexis would forget ever having Tanea in her bed. They’d give their all to each other between the sheets, Katey and Alexis, consummating a love that would far surpass what she and Tanea ever had. That morning Katey had no love life, and now she had all that she wished for right in the next room, and she owed it all to her skanked out friend, the lying bisexual, in the closet, cum dumpster, Tanea.

Her pep talk to herself over, she was the one that was going to take all of Alexis’ pain away. It was time to get to work on making her lover her own.

Katey sat her phone down on the sink, turned from the mirror, and twisted the knob to reenter the room where her love Alexis would know her anew.

*****

“Shhhh. Stop crying. Tell me what’s the matter.” Katey’s voice was gentle, as she feather-kissed the side of Alexis’ face with the back of her hand, Katey lying close in to Alexis in the same bed that Alexis shared with Tanea.

Alexis had finally calmed down still lying on her side facing the window, now uncurled from the ball that Katey last saw Alexis position herself in.

Katey draped her arm around her torso.

She listened to her girl sniffle then speak. “I got this email. Someone sent me an email.”

“And? You mean to tell me an email has you acting like this?” Katey unpropped the arm under her head, moved her hand above her head to gesture her confusion.

“Yes, an email. It was what was inside. Someone sent me an email. I don’t know who or why, but what was inside,” her voice trailed off, “I just can’t understand what was inside that email.”

“What was it, Lexi?”

Alexis inhaled a cleansing breath, then continued.

“It was more so who was in it. It was Tanea. I saw her, with someone else. Two someone elses.” Alexis turned her head behind her and spoke again. “She was having sex with them. Two men! Two men, Katey!”

Alexis too caught up in what she remembered, didn’t notice Katey’s hand cupping the fullness of Alexis’ breast.

“Really?”

“Yessss! Why would she do that? How? And who? Who would send me that?”

Katey truly felt sorrow for what Alexis was going through, but her own ambitions were more precedent at the that point than Alexis’ bewildering problems with understanding what the email meant. After a refreshing orgasm, Katey was sure Alexis would have a clearer head for such perplexing things to decipher.

“I have no idea, Lexi. Maybe they felt like they were helping you?”

“How would that be helping me? Breaking my heart is helping me? I sure don’t feel helped. All I feel is hurt. I’m hurting Katey.”

Katey didn’t want to get into a debate. There would be plenty of time for that later. Right now she wanted to play.

Between her fingers she rolled the half capsule shaped nipple of her lover’s breast, her hand pressing hard on it as if doing so would cause it to express a sweet thickness, the palms of her hand firmly massaging the full mass of Alexis’ tit.

“Why don’t you think that TANEA has hurt you? She is the one that you are with. The woman you were with was caught in a video with two men. I mean, come on. Did it look like they were raping her?” She waited in vain for a reply from Alexis. “Honey, this video could be a blessing.”

Alexis thought for a minute about Katey’s words. She was right. Tanea was the one that betrayed her. There was no one to incriminate but Tanea. Tanea was the one who she was in a relationship with. She could agree with Katey on that aspect, but she didn’t see how an anonymous video played into a favor from God up above in any way possible.

“A blessing? I don’t know about that.”

“Alexis, you are a wonderful, beautiful woman. You are special. If Tanea would do something to hurt you, especially like this way, this video could save you from something worse down the road. If she’d do that, she’d do God knows what else, and what she may have already done. What decent woman would get caught up in something like that in the first place? Lexi, when you really look at it, Tanea has never been one that you should have put your trust in.”

Alexis sighed heavily. The things that Katey were saying to her were hard to hear, but she had to listen to her woman’s own best friend, especially since her woman was the main subject of their conversation.

Alexis fell into pondering again before deciding that Katey was completely right. She recalled all the unaccounted for, inexplicable disappearances that Tanea would take, the raggedy excuses she’d make up to go out and not be heard from again, like the other night. There was another time not very long ago previous to that time and it came crashing back into the picture of her consciousness. Katey was there for her then too, reassuring her confidence in herself, and as she remembered it, not necessarily hers in Tanea. Alexis truly had been here in this bad place of loneliness too many times because of Tanea.

For the first time, Alexis noticed it. There was a bond there between her and Katey that was undeniable. When she let herself admit it, she thought of what it would be like to be with Katey instead of someone who left her out to dry on a line by her lonesome, like Tanea was famous for doing.

Thinking of Katey and a “her and Katey type of deal” felt good. As she kept thinking and thinking, Alexis concluded that Katey was her ideal woman, so sweet and gentle when Alexis needed her most. Alexis could not understand why she wasn’t taken. In her heart Katey’s face began to replace Tanea’s in all of Alexis’ dreams of the future, her love life, her career, her path as a whole, and then it hit her like a ton of bricks.

A newness rose in Alexis’ heart. She knew this was a long time coming. She knew that things couldn’t go on much longer like they were. Upon an honest inventory of their relationship, she knew that Tanea was never truly hers. There was always something blocking them from getting as close as she’d hoped so in the beginning, the detachment coming totally from Tanea’s side of the relationship. She finally saw the truth, that she deserved better, and with that truth reviving her common sense, she suddenly awakened to the urges her body was having for Katey.

Katey was here right now. Not Tanea. And the things that Katey were doing to her were making Alexis weak.

Alexis pushed the past far back where it needed to be, behind her. She was all in for a new someone to love who she wanted to give up her specialness to. She covered Katey’s hand with hers solidly squeezing it, until they were both rubbing down her tit. Each circle around that hill, bountiful with sexual nourishment, created stimulation in the glands of Alexis’ warm vagina. She was past moist. She wanted to feel Katey some more.

Alexis reached her hand down the front of her body, wrapped her leg the color of perfect yellow sun around and behind her new lover, then returned her hand towards Katey to guide her down to the sweetness, Katey’s already slow-moving hand toying with the girth of Alexis’ clit, tapering to a halt at the entryway of Alexis’ pussy.

Lightly, Katey teased Alexis in the place directly where all the heat escaped from deep between her thighs. She pressed Alexis there, just a little, her finger soon disappearing inside. She stayed close to the mouth of it, knowing that was the most sensitive part of it. Katey poked Alexis with just a half an inch of her finger.

In and out, pausing and relishing in it…From You Ain’t The One. Coming January 13, 2014.

Available in paperback or as an eBook.Pre-order: http://www.amazon.com/You-Aint-The-One-LaDramaPrincess/dp/1493543571

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Put as much of the tit in your mouth as you can fit and let those jaws go to work to get it wetty-wet. Apply enough pressure to make her moan. Forget the teeth, unless she likes it like that. Suck and suck until your heart’s content, or she pushes you away and demands you pound it. Do this correctly, and she’ll be dripping wet.

The Reason Why I Don’t Like Big Dicks Up My Ass

It’s true. I don’t. Only medium dicks up my ass, please.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way….

Seeing how I don’t like big dicks up the ass like ‘Tuan, who used to be known as Don Juan (get it, it’s from an Ice Cube song, ah forget it.), I take strong offense to getting taken for my money. To me, big dick anal and getting cheated are acts against the psyche that run along the same lines. But that’s exactly how I felt after enrolling my book into Amazon’s Kindle Direct Publishing program: ripped from the rooter to the tooter and cheated out of my paper the whole time they had me bent over.

During the time I’d agreed to publish my book through KDP, I was strapped to the ankle of my big boss Amazon.com. Although I’d written, edited, and formatted my own book, holding all (U.S.) copyrights to the work, I could not publish my book, for the agreed up 90 day timeframe, on any other platform, including putting it on my own site for sale. Yet, I was willing to do it, since it was my first time formally publishing anything.

By clicking “agree”, I was taking a spin of the wheel to see if it would work for me. All signs pointed to “yes it will work, you will sell 500-10-leven-million books on Amazon with this eBook”.

Ha! That was a damn lie! I didn’t sell enough to make a half a droplet in a bucket that could hold that much money. For me, KDP was not hot. It didn’t feel right.

I started researching to see what I could do to improve my sales. I came up with a ton of links from my searches that suggested that I was writing for the wrong genre. Cool. I get it. The erotica boom is now dust. I’m okay with that. I’ve always written adult stories, and I always will.

There wasn’t anything I could do about that issue, so I kept searching for other solutions. Moving on.

Not only was  I writing the wrong genre (apparently I should be writing paranormal, fantasy, or urban/street books, anything but sexual intimacy), no one knew I had books out there. Thanks a lot Amazon.

Around about month two into the agreement, I learned that Amazon was cracking down on the adult titles it chose to allow for publishing on their platform. Le sigh. Great! Now no one could see my book because Amazon didn’t want anyone to see it. Searching erotica on there, and any themes that I’d attached to my book, would not get you my book.

Fine! I can understand the desire to keep children away from adult material (that’s what I learned the issue to be through Google). No problem. But why in the entire FUCK would you even accept my book into KDP if you weren’t going to put in front of buyers?

Oh, I’ll tell you why they did it. They are out to make money, and lots of it. And they planned to keep most of the coins that I made too.

Depending on how much you price your book, (you DO have that liberty with KDP), you can keep 30-70% of your book profits/royalties (you keep even less if your book is published by a traditional publishing company, gigantic or small-you have to split the royalty percentage with the house that publishes you) your ass is likely going to be a tad bit red and sore from all of the big dick pounding you’re going to get by publishing through KDP.

Many authors and publishers, are under the impression that the lower you price your book, the more books you sell. That could be true. A low price may attract buyers, but you won’t be making more money, unless you sell double, sometimes triple what you would make if you priced your book higher  than $1. With such a culture of pricing and buying on a site as large as Amazon, it becomes quite difficult to stand out from the crowd, to break the mold.

I am not cool, at all, with selling my books for $.99. I just think it’s horrible. I am not with giving it away either, but both practices have become the standard for pricing books on the eBook retailer. In my opinion, the only time this is acceptable is during a sale periods (you can do that too through KDP, and even make your book free for 5 days out of 90). And I don’t think a sale should run on forever, or should there be a $.99 sale every other week on a book.

So, since I am not down with giving my books away, you know the things I come up with from out of my own creativity and spend my time crafting, I prefer not to publish full eBook versions on Amazon.

When the agreement to publish strictly with Amazon ended, I had found better options. I reintroduced myself to Gumroad.

Years ago, I bought something sold through Gumroad. There were no problems with the transaction, everything was smooth. I was charged correctly, and I received my product, so I had good faith in choosing the site to upload my eBooks for sale. It was super simple to do so and they take major credit cards.

But the best thing was that they took less money than Amazon KDP. Right now you can buy the eBook version of “Submit” for $3.50. Gumroad charges me only 5% of each sale, plus $.25. So for each book sold I can make $3.07 per sale. On Amazon, selling for the same price, I would make $2.45 per copy sold (that’s if my royalties are set to 70%). 

Yep, my book is priced higher than many novellas or short books on Amazon, but it’s worth it. It’s well written, and I put good time into it, and it makes the point that it’s supposed to. It makes you hot and ready to fuck (or at least masturbate). Seeing that my book isn’t on Amazon in full (you can buy a teaser version for $.99, ha!), I don’t have to worry about having my book lined up beside someone else’s with the same amount of pages, priced at $.99.

To the cheapster, my price is outrageous. Cheapsters go for the discount price (some don’t), every time because they don’t want to spend very much. Or, they think I’m uppity. Either way, I lose on again with Amazon if I sell my eBook on there. Some will say I should conform, that it’s not that bad, that it’s bigger so it’s better.

For me, it is about sharing my gift for telling stories, but it is also about making money, and making the largest amount in the most cost-effective way. I couldn’t care less that everyone sells their books on there. That’s just what you think. They don’t! I’ve seen plenty of eBooks (manuals, textbooks, novels, story collections, etc.) not sold on Amazon. They’re out there.

It’s just that the crowd is going with Amazon, and they’re losing money because of it.

In the event that you still like to hold physical books in your hand, you can buy “Submit” from CreateSpace. I’m looking for the most cost-effective solution for that soon too for 2014. Currently, the best thing I’ve found to do is to hand sell paperbacks.

In conclusion, I hope this post sums up my thought process for sliding off that big ol’ Amazon dick and keeping my sphincter intact. I don’t like like big dicks up my asshole.